got any stale biscuits?

queersecrets:

[Image: A background of the door to 221b Baker Street. Text: “I’m a John, going through life looking for my Sherlock. After a few relationships gone quite badly in the past, I finally realised how much trouble I had defining my sexuality… but now, I believe I can truly understand my feelings. For myself personally, an asexual but homoromantic relationship would be far more romantic than any sexual one. I want to change the world for someone- with someone. The half missing from both of us to complete one another… and I don’t need any sort of sex to do that. I’m so alone, and I know; if I’m lucky enough to find them one day, I will owe them so much.”]

people saying this kind of stuff cracks me up a little since their relationship in Sherlock is so fucked up and abusive

i love the show (like a lot; and also i love fucked up relationships in my fiction) but let’s be real here

let’s be real.

plus most people who say this stuff and identify with john act like he’s such a noodlespine sadsack who had no purpose in life before he met sherlock

also: sherlock is the other side of a coin with several people other than john, and most people who say this, i’m going to imagine you’re gonna be pretty upset when your sherlock finds his moriarty — a foil that’s smarter than you, a foil who’s just like your sherlock, and a foil your sherlock is so obsessed with finding that he is willing to ruin both your life and his own to catch.

just sayin.